Bomb Scare at HQ?

A few years ago, during the anthrax scares, 3510 S. Michigan was evacuated after a mysterious white powder was found in one of the cubicles. We recall that the Fire Department found a brown bag near the powder with a mysterious code on it - "...unkin ...onuts." No offender was ever located and the content of the powder was never revealed. We assume it's still an ongoing investigation.

This one is just about as good though:

• Off topic and really funny, but the mail room in Headquarters yesterday called in a Bomb when they received a package with wires in it. The whole first floor was evacuated, fuck everyone else, and it was found that a bra was ordered through the mail and sent to headquarters.

It never ends.