The New Burger Queen?

A few days ago, there was a comment posted. We can't seem to find it at the moment, but it told the story of the 011 District commander having a cow about a poster of Chief Wiggum and some humorous Christmas ornaments placed on the District tree. The commander actually wanted to get an ET to lift fingerprints from these items.

Now comes proof positive that people who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it:

• OFF TOPIC, BUT MAYBE THIS'LL HELP...
  
  Cmdr. Henny-Penny, in a recent emergency staff meeting regarding harmless Christmas tree ornaments and other assorted lobby additions that got her panties in a bunch, commented that she wants the 011th District desk crews to (not verbatim) REFLECT THE POPULATION OF THE DISTRICT RESIDENTS. This statement was verified by a few supervisors present at this meeting, as well as overheard and relayed by front office workers.
  
  While Miss Penny couldn't possibly be stupid enough to put this on paper (although I have seen dumber things in the CO book over many years), I bet there's more than a few people that are bid desk, relief and lockup officers that would absolutely LOVE to be bounced from a seniority-based, contractually-protected spot based on race. If memory serves me correctly, a certain F/1, Southside boss got sued (and lost) over similar shit a few years ago. C'mon, Penny! Put pen to paper and post this in the CO book "to be read at 7 consecutive roll calls" so I can pick up more work representing wronged officers. Worthless, ignorant and racist gold stars like yourself have made me a fortune in court over the years!
  
  If Eric Washington got bounced for something that was truly out of his control, surely Trahanas should be launched for something so obviously stupid. Are you listening J-Fed?

"REFLECT THE POPULATION OF THE DISTRICT RESIDENTS"? If we recall, Marianne Perry and her side kick Lillie Crump-Hales cost the city something in the neighborhood of a quarter million dollars in lawsuit payouts, plus attorneys fees and such totaling another few hundred grand for this exact thing. Someone want to clue in the commander? Talk about being promoted above your level of incompetence.

In the meantime, we will award the paper crown to commander Henny Penny for the time being. Hopefully, she can't fingerprint a blog.