Funniest Readers in the World

Looking back at the shambles of the Department's past and seeing the looming disaster ahead, it's amazing our readers can still come up with humor like this regarding J-Fled's summer initiative:

• This might work IF...
  
  #1. These teams were split up into two man cars and assigned to focus on particular beats in districts.
  
  #2. They were to answer all calls for service in that particular beat so that they would become familiar with the people and the long term problems of that small area.
  
  #3. They would be responsible for case reporting and all enforcement activities during their tour of duty.
  
  #4. They would be responsible to a chain of command through the district in which they were assigned.
  
  Hey, Wait a Minute....
  
  That describes a DISTRICT BEAT CAR!
  
  What a Brilliant Idea!
  
  Why didn't anyone think of this before?!?!?

Sarcastic, hilarious, and directly on point. All this BS being spewed out of downtown, trying to re-invent the wheel, gutting the "backbone" of the Department, and they still can't kill the keen observations of real coppers.

And our readers even offer alternative strategies to J-Fled's policy group crap that might work wonders:

• I still think a ragtag bunch of guys from callback dressed as clowns running through the ghetto beating gangbangers with 2 foot rubber dongs would reduce crime. They could call it the Insane Dong-Wielding Clown Force.

Morale might be in the toilet, but the spirit of the working cop lives on.