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If you're near a PCAD computer, you can run these events and enjoy the full humorous content. For those not near a PCAD we'll explain the situation.

There was a call of a "Domestic Disturbance - Female screaming for help" in the 001 District at 2003 hours. At 2018 hours, a citizen calls 911 and the following entry is made:

• per caller, looking for ETA of the police for a DD. He said, "Don't make me knock on J-Fed's door - he lives in the building."

First of all, it's hilarious that even civilians are calling J-Fled by his nickname. It seems so un-insignificant.

Second, it's kind of sad that 001 is either so shorthanded or so backlogged that they can't even get a car to the superintendent's building for a priority 1A job.