Ch - Ch - Ch - Changes Coming

We think this was originally written in English, but we aren't sure. But it was emailed to a bunch of bosses, a number of whom forwarded it to us:

• Deputy Superintendent Brown is requesting a meeting with the Chief along with his perspective Deputy Chief's and their Commanders. The meetings will be scheduled by the Deputy Supt's Office.
  
  Commanders should be prepared to discuss the following
  Acting Commanders will respond if the Cmdr is furlough.
  
  1. Comprehensive law enforcement strategy for each district.
  2. Most problematic area in district
  3. Strategy from each sergeant.
  4. Worst 10 performers in district.
  5. DOG balances
  6. Watch balancing
  7. Tactical activity (misdemeanor vs felony)
  8. Deputy Chiefs should be prepared to discuss:
  SAT team deployment
  Gun team deployment
  In-depth crime analysis of each district
  
  Any questions please call.
  P.O. L[...] C[...]
  Secretary Patrol Group A

"perspective Deputy Chiefs"? We're hiring Walter Jacobson?

"Worst 10 performers in district"? Get those Grievance forms ready!

Gun teams? Did anyone tell HQ about the "McDonald v Chicago" decision?

Strap in boys and girls - The "Era of Ernie" has begun!