lundi 9 février 2009

Rumors Everywhere

In all shapes and sizes:
  • Rumor has it that Chief of Staff Mike Masters, a civilian, is going around making arrests and the shit is going to hit the fan - again.

  • A CLEAN CUT WHITE MALE WAS CAUGHT IN THE PARKING LOT PHOTOGRAPHING WITH A DIGITAL CAMERA THE BUILDING AND THE LOT. HE WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AND QUESTIONED. A BACKGROUND CHECK WAS DONE AND GUESS WHAT POPPED MULTIPLE ARREST 4 IMPERSONATING THE POLICE. HIS LICENSE WAS SUSPENDED AND OF COURSE HIS ADRESS LISTED WAS FAR FROM CHICAGO!

    THE AREA DICKS WERE CALLED IN DUE TO THE FACT THAT THIS WANNA B TERRORIST BROKE NO LAWS. U SEE 10TH DIST LOT IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AND HAS NO SIGNS STATING NO TRESSPASSING...

  • Shhhhhhhhhh...Lts to be promoted will start Acad. on 09 MAR... Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........along with a new class of recruits...Shhhhhhhhh.
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