The Quality of Leadership

Anyone over at Patrol Division want to revamp the 911 priority systems for taking calls yet?

• HARRISON LIFER SAID:
  
  HEY SCC, WANT A GREAT LAUGH????
  
  Pull up event # 0915204186. It's a job dispatched to Bt. 922 on 01 June 09 @ 0836 hrs.
  
  For those of you reading this at home, unable to check this job out via PCAD OR PDT, allow me to provide you with a brief synopsis...
  
  A certain clout-heavy Lt. (WITH a take-home car) calls 911 to report that she is unable to get into her unmarked police vehicle because...ready??? HERE'S THE GOOD PART...her neighbor's sprinkler is spraying water on it!
  
  This is the type of leadership guiding what was once the most respected police department in the nation.
  
  What kind of idiot can't figure out AT LEAST a few different ways to solve this problem on their own? You know, maybe slide in the door on the opposite side of the vehicle? Maybe turn the neighbor's hose off? Maybe aim the sprinkler away from your car?
  
  But to call 911 and have such bullshit take up time and resources is inexcusable...especially when the origin of such bullshit is a Lt. of police. Absolutely fucking pathetic. Pull up the job for the Lt's name. The call-taker misspelled her last name, but it ends with "cua".
  
  Hey JFED? You want to know why the majority of lowly blue shirts DON'T respect their "bosses"? Look into shit like this and you'll see exactly what we deal with on a daily basis.
  
  I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "merit" might have something to do with the good Lt.'s thought process/problem-solving skills.

911 for a sprinkler disturbance. Classic. We await the forthcoming gunplay.