Save Us Aunt Bea! Save Us!

Seriously? How could anyone type this with a straight face?

• AUNT BEA is at it again.
  
  She related that she knows Daley will not be extending J-Fed's contract after he embarrassed the Mayor with the Lopez fiasco last week.
  
  Aunt Bea said her way to the "Top Spot" is through Masters, adding she knows how to "use him". Aunt Bea said she only wants the position for one or two years then retire, relating that she needs to fix what Weis and Masters fucked up, "right the wrongs!"

Through Masters? Masters has been the "brilliant mind" behind every recent screw up. And we still can't get a straight answer about the Training Records and his carrying weapons. Given Bea's history of not knowing what the hell is going on in her own investment properties, we really can't see her getting the nod for the top spot.