mardi 6 avril 2010

Nostradamus Prediction

SCC EXCLUSIVE!

Evidently, the downfall of J-Fled was one of the final predictions of noted pharmacist and reputed seer Nostradamus. While our crack staff was doing a bit of light reading, they ran across Nostradamus' well-known book "Les Propheties" and discovered this set of quatrains:
  • From a Midget intent on the Devil's work
    Revenge on working class citizens and merchants
    Ere the City of Onions topples
    Every man shall feel the wrath of his lash

    Behold! A Four-head Demon from the east
    It is a Weasel and a horde of bloodsuckers
    Lo! Another master in sheepskin from Beantown
    Leads an ale-wench, a skull and Feeble ones

    Can the slaves defeat the Puppetmaster?
    On top of disaster, another and another again
    ZZounds! Has it spun from the Midget's control?
    It is time to launch the Yellow Cur
The references are so obvious in hindsight that it's a wonder no one discovered this before. We've also heard that there are hidden messages in some of Nostradamus' predictions that allude to past or concurrent events. We're looking for more.

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