lundi 7 juin 2010

J-Fled's Twisted Logic

Evidently, our brainy Supernintendo never took Logic 101. Otherwise he might understand that just because A and B are present, C isn't necessarily preordained. He unleashed this screamer at Sunday's press conference:
  • At the same news conference, Weis said a Country Club Hills woman who was shot during a heated card game might have still been alive if there had not been a gun in her friend's Calumet Heights home. Patricia Clark was shot multiple times Thursday after an argument with her friend, who went into a back bedroom, grabbed a gun and fired. Clark, 51, died Saturday.

    "What a horrible loss of life over a card game," Weis said. "This is why it's so dangerous to have weapons in the house. People get upset, they get angry. ... If that gun wasn't in the house, there's probably an excellent chance that woman would be alive today."

How about this for a supposition:
  • If there wasn't a deck of cards in that house, there's an excellent chance that woman would be alive today.
Honest to pete, we almost choked to death on our Sunday chips and beer after hearing this stupidity. We mean, we understand J-Fled has to toe the company line working for the delusional midget, and $330,000 buys Shortshanks a lot of liberty with J-Fled's diminishing credibility, but geez. How good does that ass really taste?

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