This Sounds Interesting

Shortshanks isn't just looking to privatize hiring - what could this be about?

• There is also a plan to privatize part of what the fire department is doing, its all very hush-hush, but its moving forward

Any idea what this might be? We're pretty sure we can rule out actual fire fighting. Ambulance service? Probably not. Building inspections? Probably getting warmer in this area.

Any smoke-eaters want to chime in?