Three More "Outies"

Or as they're saying downtown, "Unprevented Preventables:"

• Three men were killed in what appeared to be a gang-related shooting early this morning the Little Village neighborhood, according to Chicago police.

  The shooting happened about 3 a.m. near West 23rd Street and South Springfield Avenue.

  Ogden District officers heard gunshots in the area, toured it and found the three victims, police said. Two of them lived at the same address and all three share the same last name.

The stone-cutters will have an easy job with the headstones.

In the meantime, the inanity of the "innie v outie" debate continues to provide comic relief for police everywhere:

Gotta run....and mix more kool-aid!