Sherlock J-Fed

Master of the Obvious:

• Two veteran police officers were in "good spirits" and expected to fully recover after both were shot in the legs Thursday afternoon while attempting to serve a narcotics-related warrant on Chicago's Far Southeast Side.

  It's the fifth police-involved shooting in the last week, and Police Supt. Jody Weis said it's evidence of a larger pattern of violence targeting police that grows more dangerous every month.

  "The level of violence being shown to police officers is extraordinarily disturbing," Weis said. "People are trying to murder police officers left and right, and if you think about it, if they'll do that to a uniformed officer, what will they do to civilians and innocent people on the street?"

Well gee J-Fed, thanks for noticing that street level policing isn't like working in a Federal office. It's dirty, it's dangerous and it's damn thankless 95% of the time. How many shootings did the FBI get into last week? How many feebs got attacked responding to domestics, disturbances and dope calls?

Thank goodness you're here to save the citizens from the police.