jeudi 5 novembre 2009

Recruiting from Shelters

  • The Chicago Police Department today introduced its newest narcotics police dog and said he is intended to be the first of many canines drafted from animal shelters into police work.

    Pantera, a 16-month-old black Labrador retriever, was rescued by police from the Chicago Ridge Animal Welfare League in May and underwent "a rigorous curriculum of narcotics detection techniques," police said.

    He took to the streets last month with the Organized Crime Division and has since recovered evidence in drug cases and assisted in executing search warrants.
Inspired, J-Fed announced a new recruiting drive:


New applicants are being snatched right out of the soup line at the Pacific Garden Mission and promised food and booze money. The mayor claims it will save $124 billion over the next 2 years and pay for another 822 miles of flower medians.

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