dimanche 7 février 2010

Borat Uses GPS

This is just too silly for words:
  • Commander in 017 ordered all cars on first watch not to take their 30 in a hole. He wants them out in the street where there is no cover or shielding. He uses the departments gps software conveniently located on his blackberry to find you from his bed and sends out a Sgt. to threaten you if you don't move. God save BORAT!
We didn't believe this at first. It is micromanaging to the extreme. Plus, we recall all the brass telling anyone and everyone that GPS was here to protect cops. It was to be utilized for our safety. It would be used to send help in the event that we couldn't get to a radio. It would never ever be used simply to fuck over a copper.

Enter Commander Borat. Member of the Blago Defense League, reportedly present when the feds served the arrest warrant on the former governor. We've confirmed via HQ sources that he had the GPS software installed on his Blackberry, that he tracks his cars at all hours, and he calls sergeants eight and nine times a night to chase down cars.

This isn't just a micro-manager, it's the sign of a sick mind. It's also typical of the Department brass saying one thing while they lubricate a fist to do another. And this, along with so many other insane moves by J-Fed, is exactly why we still haven't hit bottom yet.

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