mercredi 10 février 2010

Earthquake!

A 4.3-magnitude earthquake hit the area this morning.

Thousands dead. City in ruins.

Oh. Wait. That's the normal state of affairs around here.

Never mind.

UPDATE: Quake downgraded to a 3.8

The "thousands dead" were actually a satellite shot of Burr Oaks Cemetery.

The "city in ruins" is Shortshanks' legacy of infrastructure neglect and chronic mismanagement.

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