More Meetings?

When in doubt, hold more meetings!

• The Superintendent will be conducting Open Forums on the below dates for all Sworn members. Off duty personnel are encouraged to attend (department identification will be presented upon entrance):
  
  03 March 2010, 1700 hours
  Area One
  John Hope Prep School 5515 S. Lowe
  
  10 March 2010, 1700 hours
  Area Two
  Woodson Library
  9525 S. Halsted
  
  07 April 2010, 1700 hours
  Area Three/CCG
  Budlong Woods Library
  5630 N. Lincoln
  
  16 March 2010, 1700 hours
  Area Four
  West Side Tech
  2800 S. Western
  
  24 March 2010, 1700 hours
  Area Five
  North Grand High School
  4338 W. Wabansia

These meetings provide a two fold purpose:

• If no one shows up, J-Fed can claim nothing is wrong and everyone loves him;
• If someone shows up to bitch, J-Fed can have them transferred out of their spot.

Think it can't happen? It already has, a number of times, when J-Fed first held his forums and Aunt Bea spent the meeting taking down names of "malcontents." And it's awfully nice of J-Fed to hold these meetings at 1700 hours when (A) the most manpower is currently on-duty working and (B) anyone who happens to be off is eating dinner with their families or helping the kids do homework.