Promotions!

Surprise announcement late today:

• BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
  
  This just in...
  
  D/C Roberto ZAVALA promoted to Chief of Patrol North
  
  Cmdr John ESCALANTE promoted to D/C Area 5
  
  Lt. Carlos VELEZ promoted to Commander, 025th District
  
  Lt. Linda FLORES promoted to Commander, 014th District

Hmmmmm.