mardi 24 mars 2009

Post Number 5,000

Damn. Not too shabby.

Almost 5.5 million visits and well over 12 million page views. We won't even try to count the comments.

And we'd like to thank each and every one of you if we could.

Open post in the meantime.

All is Forgiven We Guess

  • Mayor Daley apologized today for the rampant hiring fraud that culminated in the conviction of his former Streets and Sanitation commissioner, but refused to answer questions about politically damaging trial testimony.
  • Twelve times reporters fired specific questions at the mayor. Only once did Daley answer directly — to deny a federal monitor’s claim that hiring abuses continue, including some at Streets and San, and that City Hall continues to thwart her efforts to clean up the mess.
So a so-called "public servant" doesn't have to explain himself to the voters? The people who pay his salary? Evidently, we aren't the only ones unimpressed:
  • Attorney Michael Shakman filed the landmark lawsuit that was supposed to ban political hiring.

    On Tuesday, Shakman was unimpressed by the mayor’s apology. He was more concerned about the city’s tepid response to the specific allegations — about personnel problems uncorrected and violators who remain unpunished — in the monitor’s latest report.

    “The most valuable thing the mayor could do would be to direct his considerable influence and prestige toward dealing with those problems. Until he does, we’re gonna have a continued culture of reluctant foot-dragging instead of real reform,” Shakman said.

How about the most valuable thing Daley could do is resign? We can always dream.

Cancel Tribune Subscriptions

Remember when the Trib used to advocate Midwestern Republican values? Now they publish crap like this:
  • As he walked out of prison a free man earlier this month, Jessie Rankins barely greeted his wife, exchanging only a few words without kissing or hugging her. He hadn't seen her in 2 1/2 years. It was their fourth wedding anniversary.

    "I'll feel better when I see my dog," he said a short time later.

    Rankins isn't a household name, but his crime was among the most notorious murders in Chicago history.

    Just a scrawny boy in 1994, he and a friend abducted 5-year-old Eric Morse, dangled the screaming boy out a 14th-floor window at a public housing high-rise and dropped him to his death. Eric had refused to steal candy for them, prosecutors said.
The entire article is some bullshit about this piece of garbage and his partner who dropped a child about 140 feet to his death. Think about that. One hundred forty feet straight down into solid earth. That's about 3 seconds of free fall reaching a speed somewhere near 40 meters a second at impact. What wasn't splintered in Eric Morse was pulverized. Some of us here worked in a bunch of those buildings and their twins before they tore them all down. Talk about godforsaken shit holes.

And the story seems to be that we should feel sorry for these two assholes because they were "raised" in prison, can't read, can't hold jobs, and have been in and out of prison in the intervening twenty years due to their choices.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

It would have been a fucking mercy if these two were drowned at birth. And it'd be another fucking blessing if they were both crushed to death by steamrollers.

Fatídico 24 de marzo

Se cumplen hoy 33 años del último y mas sangriento golpe de estado en Argentina comandado por la Anguila Videla, el mismo que, dos años después, inaugurara discursivamente el Mundial 78.
Va un fragmento de "Purgatorio", la última novela de Tomás Eloy Martínez que leí durante mis vacaciones de verano.


"A fines de 1977, Dupuy era el consejero al que más recurrían los comandantes, el único al que aceptaban como moderador en sus peleas por el poder.
Una noche, a fines de noviembre, lo citaron a la Casa de Gobierno. Faltaban siete meses para que se jugara el campeonato mundial de fútbol y ya se habían terminado a tiempo los estadios, los hoteles para los periodistas visitantes, las autopistas rápidas, la estación que transmitiría los partidos a todo color…
Llegó a la cita casi a medianoche… Un edecán se le acercó y lo acompañó al salón donde los comandantes terminaban la cena. Se los veía nerviosos, contrariados. La mesa estaba cubierta por recortes de la prensa extranjera, caricaturas, grandes títulos sobre los campos de concentración clandestinos, las torturas y las cifras de personas desaparecidas. Una de las caricaturas representaba a la Anguila (Jorge Videla) con el bigotito de Hitler y el mismo mechón de pelo caído sobre la frente…
No queremos cansarlo, dijo. Ya usted habrá entendido para qué lo llamamos. Necesitamos su imaginación, su ayuda. Hay una campaña desatada contra nosotros, siguió la Anguila. Queremos frenarla cuanto antes. Falta poco para que el país entero se convierta en una vitrina ante el mundo. Van a juzgar con lupa todo lo que hemos hecho.
Supongo que han leído la última columna que publiqué en La República para refutar esa campaña infame. ¿Derechos y humanos? Un modelo de inteligencia, doc, como todo lo suyo, dijo el marino. Sin embargo, lo que usted dice sólo influye, por desgracia, dentro del país. Y el país ya está convencido. Entiende que cuando se ataca al gobierno se ataca a la nación. Lo que no podemos controlar son las calumnias de afuera. La campaña antiargentina, interrumpió la Anguila. Habrá visto los dibujos que tratan de ridiculizarme. Su columna ha sido traducida y enviada por nuestras embajadas a los diarios del extranjero, dijo el marino. Hemos ofrecido fortunas para que la publiquen. La mayoría nos ha contestado que no la quieren, ni aun como espacio de publicidad…
No es su culpa, doctor, terció la Anguila. Algunos extremistas se han fugado y están dando declaraciones que nos perjudican. Viajan por todas partes y nos difaman. Son incansables. Hasta la BBC de Londres ha difundido un documental lleno de calumnias…
A los subversivos no podemos correrlos con los manuales, dijo el marino. Aquí hace falta imaginación, le repito. Por eso lo hemos llamado. ¿Qué se le ocurre?...



Había conocido a Orson Welles en la plaza de toros de Toledo…
No necesitaba ver El ciudadano, sólo necesitaba unos pocos datos más sobre el personaje…
Si Welles obedecía sus órdenes, el documental sobre la Argentina pasaría a la historia como la Biblia del cine…
El jefe marino, dijo que aprobaba la idea si lo mostraban entrando al estadio con la viuda de Perón. La viuda estaba presa, y la escena debía filmarse en secreto. El jefe aéreo quería que la película empezara con un desfile de aviones de combate. La Anguila exigió que, en vez de los globos y las palomas, Welles pronunciara una oración pidiendo la bendición de Dios para la Argentina…

Llamó por teléfono a los agentes de Welles y poco después partió a Los Ángeles para concertar los detalles de lo que él ya llamaba la película del siglo…
Welles lo esperaba en la galería trasera, junto a una enorme pileta en forma de riñón… Es sólo un documental, una fiesta de coser y cantar. Tienes que poner muy poca cosa, Orsten. Tu voz y tu mirada. Y tu nombre, Orson. Cuando termines, tendrás dinero para todos los proyectos que has dejado por la mitad… Lo que mi gobierno quiere es que nos hagas una gran película, algo que te devuelva a la historia… …Te hago un trato.
Yo (Welles) pongo mi magia en ese documental, tú me pagas con magia.
Sigo sin entender, Orsten. ¿No entiendes? Te hago la película gratis, con el mejor mundial de fútbol que se haya visto, y tú con tus comandantes hacen aparecer a los desaparecidos.”

RELACIONADOS:
NI MUERTOS NI VIVOS, DESAPARECIDOS (VIDEO)
QUE PASABA EN LA SELECCION EL 24.03.76
Para profundizar sobre entonces pueden visitar la etiqueta MUNDIALES 78.

Argengoles

Para ver el hat trick de Chaco Giménez (un gol mejor que otro) clickear la imagen. Para recordar algún lamento del América que lo dejó ir click aquí. Y para ver sus clases de pegada, aquí.

También mojó Cambiasso para Inter mostrando como se juega al off side (ver) y Messi entreteniéndose con una pelota encontrada (ver).

Hoy, 24 de marzo, no podemos olvidar que hace 33 años, en Argentina pasaba esto.

lundi 23 mars 2009

Patrol Numbers

Are you feeling lonely? Have you noticed you seem to have a better choice of seats at Roll Call? Does your back up seem miles away?

You aren't imagining it.

Word has come in from some of our suburban contacts that J-Fed addressed the West Suburban Chiefs of Police meeting this past January. During his speech, he related to the assembled that Chicago had 7,700 officers currently in the Patrol Division.

7,700.

Divided by 25 Districts, that's 308 per. Over 3 Watches. Now factor in the Furloughs, RDO's, IOD's, inside staff, detailed out, etc. You begin to see the problem? Look at your watch sheets. We see three to four cars down every night and those are primary beat cars. Backup is non existent and it's amazing more people haven't been hurt.

Ethics Rules? Not for the Mayor

Seems once again, rules are for you little people, not your benevolent rulers:
  • It's impossible to say how much the freebies are worth. On the yearly "statements of financial interest" Daley files with the Chicago Board of Ethics, he only has to check off that they're worth at least a total of more than $500. That figure triggers another requirement: Daley is supposed to disclose every gift he gets from anyone other than his wife and family.

    Instead of providing the Board of Ethics with a list of gifts, though, Daley tells the board a "mayoral gift log is maintained in the mayor's office and is available for public inspection.''

Really?
  • But those logs are far from complete, a Chicago Sun-Times review has found, failing to disclose all of the gifts Daley gets.

    They don't, for instance, include any of the trips Daley has gotten from various organizations. Or any of the free meals he has eaten. Nor do the gift logs even list the birthday and Christmas presents he has gotten from his staff since 2005.

    "The staff? We almost view that as a family gift to him," Daley press secretary Jacquelyn Heard said.

Yeah, because family members are required to pony up a certain percentage of their salaries as a group gift, or tribute, to "He Who Controls the Jobs." What other kind of "Outfit" requires this sort of payment? Wait a minute....family, tribute, outfit...hmmmm.

Jacquelyn Heard, former member of the press and "unnamed City Hall source" in hundreds of Sun Times articles, puts a couple of nice statements out there:
  • "He has to record everything that's considered a gift," Heard said. "What you consider a gift and what we consider a gift are two different things."

    And Daley doesn't consider free trips to be gifts, according to Heard.

    "When the mayor is traveling abroad promoting the city, we don't consider that a gift because he is working as mayor and chief promoter of the city of Chicago," she said. "He's not going there for fun in the sun."

Which is why his wife accompanies him on most of these trips.
  • Chicago's ethics ordinance prohibits the mayor and other city officials and their immediate family members from taking any gift worth more than $50 from anyone doing business with City Hall.

    "A lot of these gifts are inconsequential," Heard said. "Whether they're on or off [the list], what difference does it make? I don't think there's a lot of gifts left off the list. There's no concerted effort. There's not a 'don't-log' list."

The difference is that the mayor is breaking his own Ethics Rules. The rules we're required to take a test for annually. The rules that have how many hundreds of employees filling out enough paperwork to kill a rain forest. We can't imagine that the mayor would have someone else take a test for him. Can you?