Burger Queen Strikes Again

There are a couple different versions of this story floating around:

• On Thursday, 02 April, Chief Byrne, who is truly one of the good guys out here, came to the 003rd District, as per Jody's orders to the Command Staff to goo out to the districts and try to feel out how morale can be bettered. it was a closed door meeting with the 0800 roll call. During the meeting with the officers and a sgt. he asked what the problems were in 003. Apparently during that session the sgt. made comments about the commander being the root of all evil in the district, (which is about as to the point as it can be...mmmm hmmmm).
  
  Apparently one of The Burger Queen's little minions, a snitchy bitch went to her and let her know what this certain sgt. said during the meeting. She later ordered the W/C to get a number on this sgt. When axed by the W/C what the allegation should be, she was unable to give a valid reason. She then ordered the 3rd watch W/C to call in all officers who were present at the roll call to submit reports detailing exactly what was said by this officer...another fine case of gold star hibbity jibbity.
  
  To the best of our knowlege, a call was made to FLOP and Bella was contacted. He in turn contacted Chief Byrne to get more info on the incident. Chiefs Byrne and Dugan, another one of the few good guys, later came to the district and had a meeting with all the officers who were present at the roll call meeting, apologizing for S F L's demands for reports, stating in effect, what goes on in these meetings stays in these meetings. While Chief Byrne was addressing the officers involved, Chief Dugan apparently went into the front office and chewed The Burger Queen a new one!!!!!

While there are at least two other versions of this in our comment sections, we don't doubt a word of it. The basic story is the same and tallies with an e-mail or two we've received.

The Burger Queen should have been demoted a long time ago, but not for her burger team-building inanity. Attempting to take a gun past a secure airport checkpoint is a jail-able offense last time we checked. In fact, there a couple of people locked up for taking guns to checkpoints last year, even when they claimed ignorance of the presence of the gun. But we suppose that when the lieutenant at the airport (who happens to be married to an exempt, who can't even recall to whom he sold a health club to) says it's ok to bring a gun to the airport in violation of Federal law, well, anything is possible.

Byrne and Dugan are merely scratching the surface of what's wrong in 003 J-Fed. And 003 is just the symptom of a larger problem.

UPDATE: This was supposed to be the top post for the day. There was a glitch that pushed it down the page. We've moved it to where it belongs.