Gee, Your Honor...

...didn't everyone say this asshole would be back in front of a judge within a year?

• The Chicago teenager who was arrested for impersonating a Chicago police officer was back in custody Friday night for violating his probation.

  The incident occurred at a South Side police station in late January. The teen went out in a patrol car with another officer.

  In May, he was arrested again for possession of a stolen vehicle. He pled guilty to both offenses and was sentenced to three years probation.

  The teen will be back in court October 29 for sentencing.

We're sure that THIS TIME, though, he REALLY REALLY means it when he tells the judge he'll stay out of trouble. And we're sure the judge will REALLY REALLY mean it when she tells him that this is his VERY VERY LAST chance before she REALLY REALLY puts him on TRIPLE SECRET SOOPER DOOPER probation for another felony.

What a freaking joke this system is.