Profiles in Courage

Amazing:

• On Friday the 18th, the 006th district at the request of soon to be ex alderman crookin Brookings, requested a field roll call at 80 Emerald, to deal with some bs gang drug complaint.
  
  Weis and company showed up, and got bitched and punked out by one of the local denizens who was'nt impressed with his title or his 310k salary.
  
  To add insult to injury, eggs began flying out of nowhere, and Weis and members of his imperial high command policy licking got splattered. Wacked. Make MINE sunny side up please.
  
  Weis' response? Field contact the innocent subjects. Then he jumped in his truck, and he and other members of the imperial high command policy licking group hightailed it out of there before it got too dangerous. Egg dripping off his vehicle and various other locations on high commands posteriors and orifices
  
  No police service, no police action.
  
  Thanks Jody and members of the imperial high command policy licking group, for showing us what leadership and courage is all about.I hope they teach that at one of those stupid workshops you're always shoving down our throats.

Oooooo....Contact Cards! That'll show 'em!

Don't worry J-Fed - we got your back.