Bombed by Breakfast

No, we aren't talking about certain lieutenants. Read our e-mail:

• Hey SCC,
  
  Was at Marshall Career Incarceration Academy today - three straight days of false fire alarms, street fights, and a girl who lost her eye...I can't believe the media didn't cover that one! But today took the cake. We got bombarded by oranges that were part of this "universal breakfast" being pioneered in the schools. Have you heard about this thing? Every kid, regardless of want or need, gets a universal breakfast consisting of sugar-packed snacks and fruits even if they already had breakfast at home and they're taking time out of class instruction to hand this out and collect the waste. The "waste" is upwards of 75% of the food handed out: unopened snacks, milk and other drinks and the oranges the students threw at responding police and firefighters.

We guess everyone should be thankful it's only oranges. And it's nice to see the schools are arming the student body with projectiles.