Another wonderful story from the south side:
- Commander Carter has placed an order in the CO Book that all officers must check their Department e-mail at least 2 hours before they come to work to keep up with changing conditions in the 004th District.
First up, since this is a "requirement," that means the City has to provide "first issue." We'd like to try an Apple computer this time. Those PC's are kind of clunky at times.
Second, be sure that all you 004 District officers fill out your Time Due slips - requiring you to perform job related functions two hours before your start time is compensated at one-and-one-half times regular pay. Make us proud boys and girls!
Third, we will provide the first officer who gets us a copy of this order via e-mail two free beers at the tavern of their choice.
The over/under for the page containing this order being removed from the 004 District CO Book is 12 minutes following publication of this post. So somewhere around 0812 hours. Sooner if someone pages Carter first - we might have a new Burger Queen on our hands.
Second, be sure that all you 004 District officers fill out your Time Due slips - requiring you to perform job related functions two hours before your start time is compensated at one-and-one-half times regular pay. Make us proud boys and girls!
Third, we will provide the first officer who gets us a copy of this order via e-mail two free beers at the tavern of their choice.
The over/under for the page containing this order being removed from the 004 District CO Book is 12 minutes following publication of this post. So somewhere around 0812 hours. Sooner if someone pages Carter first - we might have a new Burger Queen on our hands.
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